Fuck Whitey: Best moment of my drunken life
So I’m not supposed to talk about this stuff, but fuck it, yolo. I went to a party where I consumed what I assumed to be gasoline (vodka-redbull) and some druggy drugs (marajawahnuh) because I’m fucking retarded and don’t think before I see a bottle of jaeger. Anyway, so I start puking after somewhere around 2 beers and six shots. I ask somebody to call my dad to spare everyone the horror of seeing what’s inside my stomach. So I get picked up, puking on the way home, I go to the bathroom as my family laughs at cross faded me. I’m sitting down waiting to puke when my mom says, “Let me get you a bowl.” I responded with, “No I’ve had too many bowls.” Everyone proceeds to laugh their tits off. It was the cleverest thing I said all night. Stay fresh homies. ~Bo
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